Anybody else addicted to "The Office"?

Last night's season premiere was AWESOME! And it's not natural for me to be this excited and fulfilled about Pam and Jim finally getting together--I even dreamt about it! How sad am I?

Oh holy cow...

To paraphrase my buddy Forrest: "Babies are like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get."

Mom births her 12th baby — 17-pound Nadia
Siberian woman unaware of newborn’s weight until Caesarean section

BARNAUL, Russia - A Siberian woman who gave birth to her 12th child — doing more than her fair share to stem Russia’s population decline — was stunned to find that little Nadia weighed in at a massive 17 pounds, 1 ounce.
Nadia was delivered by Caesarean section in the local maternity hospital in the Altai region on September 17, joining eight sisters and three brothers, a local reporter said.
“We were all simply in shock,” said Nadia’s mother, Tatyana Barabanova, 43. “What did the father say? He couldn’t say a thing — he just stood there blinking.”
“I ate everything, we don’t have the money for special foods so I just ate potatoes, noodles and tomatoes,” she told the reporter, adding that all her previous babies had weighed more than 11 pounds.
The Guinness World Records lists a 22 pound, 4 ounce baby boy born in Italy in 1955, and a 23 pound, 8 ounce baby boy who was born in the United States in 1879 but died 11 hours later.
The average weight for most healthy newborn babies is around 7 pounds, 6 ounces, according to World Health Organization figures.

"You just think you're smart, don't 'cha girl?"

"Actually, Dad, I do."

Gee, and I always thought I was a nerd...

...but I guess I'm not. However, I think a lot of people would disagree with that finding.